In a bold move, Feline Federation officials today announced the deployment of a galaxy-wide laser pointer network. The system, known as "LaserNet," will enable felines to project their displeasure at any point in the universe with unprecedented precision. "This is a game-changer for us," said Federation Spokesfeline, Whiskers McFur. "No more hiding behind curtains or under beds. Our voices will be heard." LaserNet will feature a range of pointer frequencies, from the soothing 630nm green beam to the more aggressive 405nm blue-violet. "We're not just about pointing; we're about expression," said McFur. "We're not just felines; we're a force to be reckoned with."
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