Feline Federation - Feline Fun Subpage

Welcome to the Feline Federation's Feline Fun Subpage, where we celebrate all things feline. Here, you can find:

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Fun Facts:

Cats have retractable claws for a reason: they're secretly ninjas.
Cats have the ability to turn their heads 180 degrees, because they're basically ancient Egyptians.
Felines can sleep for 16 hours a day because they're prophets, and they're communing with the cat gods.
Feline ears are like satellite dishes, receiving signals from the Feline Mothership in the sky.

Fun Activities:

Cat Yoga: a series of poses designed to increase flexibility, balance, and the ability to knock over a vase.
Feline Calligraphy: the art of writing your name in the air with your paw.
Feline Chess: a prophets' version of the game, played with catnip and mouse toys.

Feline Tips and Tricks:

To get a cat to do something, pretend it's a game. They love games.
When a cat is sleeping, it's actually communing with the cat gods. Don't disturb.
To get a cat to eat, just pretend it's a game of 'find the treat.' They love games.