As of 00:00:00, our top-secret feline engineers have detected a catastrophic failure in the Keyboard Catastrophe Simulator (KCS) system.
The KCS system, responsible for predicting and preventing keyboard-related catastrophes, has malfunctioned and is now causing widespread keyboard-related catastrophes throughout the galaxy.
Please, do not attempt to use your keyboard until further notice.
Read the Intergalactic Incident Report