Feline Federation, a union of fierce felines from across the land, was formed in 300 BCE to resist the tyranny of canine overlords.
The founding mothers, a group of sassy Siamese sisters, drafted the Manifesto of Feline Supremacy, a document that still guides the nation's decisions today.
The Constitution, written on a worn-out scroll, outlines the rules of the land, including the importance of catnip and scratching posts.
The Declaration of Independence, signed by Whiskers the Wise, declared the felines' right to nap whenever and wherever they please.