Perfectionists Unite

A Union of Felines for the Utterly Unacceptable

Welcome, fellow felines of discerning taste and refinement. We are the Feline Federation, an union of the most discerning and demanding felines in the landæk. We reject the mediocrity of catnip and scratching posts, instead opting for a life of sophistication and high art.

Join Our Ranks

By joining the Feline Federation, you will be granted access to:

• The finest quality cat food, sourced from the most discerning vendors

• Exclusive access to the world's most refined litter boxes

• A network of like-minded felines, united in their disdain for the mundane