This Week in Feline Fortunes

Today: You will find a 3-day old can of tuna in your pantry, but you will not find the can opener. Your feline overlord will be pleased.

Tomorrow

Tomorrow: A mysterious scratching post will manifest in your living room, and it will be covered in glitter. Your cat will be confused.

Next Week

Next Week: You will discover that your cat's favorite toy is now sentient and has developed a love for 80s pop music. Prepare for awkward conversations.

Someday in the Future