Feline Frenzy Fritters: Tips for the Discerning Cat Lady

Welcome to the most comprehensive guide on feline etiquette, behavior, and general cat-lady-ness. Here are some tips to help you navigate the complex world of cat ownership:

Tip 1: Feed them often

Don't be stingy with the snacks! Cats need a constant stream of sustenance to survive. We recommend a 4am feeding, 3pm grazing, and 10pm snack-a-thon.

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Tip 2: Groom like a pro

Cats are notorious for their fastidious nature, so make sure to mirror their grooming habits. Use a detangler, a comb, and a blowdryer to keep those whiskers looking their best.

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Tip 3: Be prepared for the inevitable

Accidents will happen. Hairballs, scratched furniture, and 4am meow-a-thons. Stay calm, stay prepared, and remember, it's all part of being a cat lady.

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