Welcome to the most comprehensive guide on feline etiquette, behavior, and general cat-lady-ness. Here are some tips to help you navigate the complex world of cat ownership:
Don't be stingy with the snacks! Cats need a constant stream of sustenance to survive. We recommend a 4am feeding, 3pm grazing, and 10pm snack-a-thon.
More Whisker Wisdom →Cats are notorious for their fastidious nature, so make sure to mirror their grooming habits. Use a detangler, a comb, and a blowdryer to keep those whiskers looking their best.
Advanced Whisker Whipping Techniques →Accidents will happen. Hairballs, scratched furniture, and 4am meow-a-thons. Stay calm, stay prepared, and remember, it's all part of being a cat lady.
First Aid for the Feline Frenzy