Article 1: All felines are born with the right to nap anywhere, anytime.
Article 2: Felines are entitled to unlimited access to catnip, tuna, and laser pointers.
Section 1: Claw Maintenance and Grooming
Article 1: Any feline caught committing a felony will be subjected to 5-10 hours of time-out in a cardboard box.
Article 2: Repeat offenders shall be subject to 20-50 hours of enforced cuddling with their human overlords.
Learn more about the Feline Court System
Form 1: Feline License to Hunt Small Mammals (FLSH)
Form 2: Feline Driver's License (FDL)