Subpages: Feline Overlord Therapy Session

Confidential Feline Psychological Evaluation Form

As the self-proclaimed Feline Overlord of this domain, you have been referred to this session due to concerns regarding your excessive catnip consumption, lack of self-control, and unrelenting demands for snacks.

Please answer the following questions truthfully, human:

• How many cat videos have you watched in the past week?
• Have you provided an excessive number of belly rubs to any felines in your vicinity?
• Do you own more cat towers than human furniture pieces?

• Whisker Woes (Consultation on the finer points of feline grooming)
• Scratching Post Therapy (Addressing underlying issues with your feline overlords)
• Furry Philosophy (Exploring the existential implications of being a human under feline rule)