Quantum Mouse Theory: The Feline Edition
According to leading feline physicists, the universe is made up of 99.9% catnip and 0.1% existential dread. The remaining 0.1% is comprised of quantum mice, who are secretly in charge of everything.
These mice, with their laser-like powers of teleportation, can be found in the most unlikely of places. Like, have you ever noticed that your cat's favorite toy is actually a portal to another dimension?
Don't worry, it's not just your imagination. The quantum mice are real, and they're here to guide you through the complexities of cat physics.