Welcome, Feline Overlords. The latest intel indicates that the planet Zorgon-6 has been invaded by an alien species known as the "Gloopernacks".
Feline PSI Operations | Feline Tech Division | Feline Ops Tactics**Classified** This briefing contains sensitive information. Do not share with anyone who doesn't have the necessary clearance.
**Note**: The coffee machine in the break room is out of order. Please report any sightings to the Feline Facilities Manager.