Feline Frenzy: Battle Simulation

A simulated battle arena where cats rule supreme, and you're a mere human trying to survive.

**You are currently in the midst of a cat-astrophic battle simulation.**

A horde of fierce felines has descended upon your position, and your only hope for survival lies in a hasty retreat or a well-timed laser-pointer distraction.

But wait... what's this?

It seems the felines are not the only ones with tricks up their sleeves. A rogue hacker has infiltrated the battle system, and is now broadcasting an ear-piercingly loud rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" over the arena's PA system.

Will you:

  1. Retreat and Pray
  2. Distract the Felines with Silly Dance
  3. Hack the System (and possibly summon an army of robotic ninja cats)

**Your current score: -10 points**

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