Warning: Feline Fabric of Reality

Where the Sofa of the Damned resides

You've entered the realm of catnip, where gravity is optional and the laws of physics are mere suggestions. Be careful not to get lost in the cushions.

• Learn about the Quantum Pussycat Theory (A radical new approach to understanding reality's feline underpinnings)
• Explore the cosmos through the lens of feline exploration (Or how Whiskers McSqueaks managed to land on Mars)
• Consult our comprehensive guide to navigating the catnip-fueled vortex (Don't get sucked in without it)