Feline Finance News Network
Whisker Watch: Feline Investors See Sharp Decline in Catnip Prices
The global catnip market saw a 10% decline last quarter as investors became increasingly skeptical of the product's value. Analysts predict a 20% drop by year's end.
βIt's all about the benjamins, baby,β said feline financier, Fluffy McSocks.
Feline Financial Institutions Merge with Human Banks
The merger of Whisker Bank, Purr-bank, and Meow-vest Bank is expected to create a global financial behemoth with unparalleled catnip reserves.
Banking Regulation for Felines