Why Felines are Better

It's a little-known fact that felines are, in fact, the superior beings of the animal kingdom.

For starters, they can purr-fectly balance the art of relaxation with the skill of stealthy assassination. One moment they're a cuddly ball of fluff, the next, a razor-sharp predator.

And don't even get us started on their unparalleled ability to wake you up at 4 AM demanding food. It's not just about the hunger, it's about the love, really.

But what's often overlooked is their impressive collection of skills:

• Expert-level napping techniques
• Cerebral cortex-level cunning
• Superhuman agility
• Unmatched grooming skills

And let's not forget their unwavering commitment to the art of ignoring you until you've earned their affection. It's a skillset that's simply unmatched.