As I was sprinting for my life, I failed to notice the rather large drop-off in the road. The last thing I saw was my shoelaces flying up towards the sky like they were tied to a giant kite.
Apparently, running is not my superpower.
As I was sprinting for my life, I failed to notice the rather large drop-off in the road. The last thing I saw was my shoelaces flying up towards the sky like they were tied to a giant kite.
Disclaimer: I do not condone running from giant spiders. In fact, I strongly advise against it. Please do not attempt to replicate my experience.