Fig 2018 was a real nail-biter. I mean, it's not just a fig. I mean, it was a real fig, but I'm not saying it was the best, but it was a fig. Okay, fine. It was the best.
I received this award for my masterpiece "The Pixelated Pylons". It's a 3D model of a fig, but with pixels. Because, why not?
The judges praised it for its "unique blend of nostalgia and blandness". I'm not sure what they meant, but it sounded good at the time.
Acceptance Speech