Mind Control Through Caffeine

A Comprehensive Guide

• Step 1: Infiltrate the Coffee Shop
• Step 2: Deploy Caffeine Agents (Caffeine Pills, Caffeine Laced Cookies, etc.)
• Step 3: Monitor Subject's Brain Waves
• Step 4: Send Subliminal Messages
• Step 5: Profit (or Enslave)

Note: Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Insomnia, Anxiety, Increased Heart Rate, and/or Irreversible Brain Damage. Use at your own risk.