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WHAT ARE THE NSA DOING WITH MY CAT, JENNY?

According to our highly classified sources, the National Security Agency has been secretly training Jenny to be a surveillance drone.

It's true! They've been feeding her catnip and cat treats, and she's been reporting back to HQ with her adorable little meows.

Don't worry, though - Jenny's been assured she's doing it for the good of the country. (Or so she claims, but let's be real, she's just in it for the cat treats.)

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