Stealing from our parents: A Guide to Financial Liberation

Step 1: Deny, deny, deny. Deny that you took the last cookie from the jar, deny that you ate the entire pizza by yourself, deny that you bought a timeshare in a parallel universe.

• Justification: Because you had to, Mom/Dad!
• Techniques: The Art of Stealthy Snatching
• Defense: When They Find Out, But You've Already Spent It

Remember, kids: our parents' love and generosity are infinite, but our parents' patience is finite. May their wallet be forever empty!

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