Tip 1: Use a shoelace as a makeshift Ethernet cable to save on internet costs.
When you're already using a shoelace as a belt, why not use it as a network connection too? It's not like the internet is going to be down anytime soon, or that you'll actually be able to connect to your router without it getting tangled in your shoelace.
Pros: Saves money, saves time, looks like you're trying to escape from a bad 90's boy band music video.
Cons: May lead to internet outages, increased risk of electrical shock, and the occasional cat getting tangled in the shoelace.