Insurance: Because Adulting is Hard

Why Do I Need Insurance Anyway?

It's like, have you seen the price of a decent burrito? You'd be surprised what a few broken bones and a minor lawsuit can do to the cost of a good meal.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Burrito Insurance page to see how you can protect your taste buds from the horrors of financial ruin.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, visit our Robo-Insurance section to learn how you can safeguard your robot overlords against the perils of circuitry malfunctions.

Our Insurance Options

• Basic Health Insurance - Because you never know when you'll need to visit the doctor, unless you have Dr. Smith's Amazing Health Clinics, where they'll cure you of anything for a small fee.
• Property Insurance - Protect your stuff from neighborly theft.
• Life Insurance - Because, let's face it, you never know when you'll meet your maker, unless you're a Mortgage Insurance holder, then you'll be meeting your maker in foreclosure court.