Acts of God Policy 1

This policy applies to any and all acts of God, including but not limited to:

• Fluffy the Unpredictable Weather
• The Sudden and Unexpected Appearance of a Large Hole in the Ground
• The Mysterious Case of the Missing Sock

Our insurance will cover:

• The cost of repairing or replacing your favorite sweater
• The cost of therapy to deal with the trauma of Fluffy the Unpredictable Weather
• The cost of digging a new hole in the ground

However, our insurance will not cover:

• The cost of your lawyer's fees for suing Fluffy the Unpredictable Weather
• The cost of buying a new favorite sweater that's not on sale
• The cost of digging two new holes in the ground

For more information about our Acts of God policy, see Acts of God Policy 2