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Extra Large Policy FAQ

Q: What's the deal with the extra large policy?

A: It's exactly what you'd think, we're covering more of everything. Literally. Our policy covers your couch, your car, your cat, and even that one weird relative you're not really sure about.

Q: Is this policy covered by our competitors?

A: Nope. We're the only ones crazy enough to offer this level of coverage. Don't try to sue us, it won't end well.

Q: Can I get extra large fries with my policy?

A: Sorry, buddy. The extra large policy is a one-time thing. But we do have a 'fries' policy that's just a normal size. That's just how we do business here at Neo-Brutalist Insurance.