Super Cautious Policy

We've got you covered... just in case.

With our Super Cautious Policy, you'll never have to worry about the what-ifs of life.

We've thought of everything, and we've planned for everything.

Our policy includes, but is not limited to:

• Alien invasions
• Apocalypse scenarios
• Zombie outbreaks
• Unforeseen natural disasters
• Random acts of government bureaucracy

And that's not all! Our policy also includes:

• Free therapy sessions to deal with the stress of it all
• A complimentary survival kit, complete with emergency rations and a tarp
• A 30% discount on all future purchases, should you survive the impending doom

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