Step 1: Wait 6-12 months for us to process your claim
Don't worry, we're just busy dealing with more important things... like our cat's online shopping habits
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Step 2: Fill out our 10-page application in triplicate
Yes, you read that right. Triplicate. We're not kidding. You have to fill it out three times.
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Step 3: Wait another 6-12 months for us to process your application
We know, we know, it's a real challenge to keep your patience and sanity intact