Lost Planet Fees

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For a small premium, you'll be protected from:

• Asteroid collisions (including those pesky "space rocks from the sky" types)
• Space pirate attacks (including but not limited to, boarding, pillaging, and ransom demands)
• Alien invasions (including but not limited to, tentacle-based abductions and probe insertions)

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