Insurance Coverage - You're Covered! (Sort Of)

Because who needs actual protection from life's uncertainties, am I right?

Our policies include:

• Health, Wealth, and Happiness ( Sort Of)
• You'll Never Own a Home, But We'll Pay for the Lawyer's Fees
• Coverage for Your Ride, Because You Clearly Need to Drive

Disclaimer:

Disclaimer: Coverage is not actually provided. You're probably still screwed.

But hey, our lawyers said we had to say that.