Our Amazing Team

We're not actually accountants, but we pretend to be.

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who will gladly take your money in exchange for a fancy piece of paper that says 'you're insured'.

Meet the Team

Bob Smith, Chief Insurance Executive Officer

Bob is our CEO and has a Ph.D. in 'Extreme Irony' from the University of Life.

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Jane Doe, Chief Insurance Underwriter

Jane is our CIO and has a degree in 'Advanced Bureaucracy' from the University of Bureaucracy.

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John Doe, Chief Insurance Adjuster

John is our CTO and has a degree in 'Advanced Obfuscation' from the University of Confusion.

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We're Hiring!

We're looking for highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals to join our team. If you have a Ph.D. in 'Extreme Irony', a degree in 'Advanced Bureaucracy', or a degree in 'Advanced Obfuscation', we want to hear from you!

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