Our Underwriting Process: A Journey of Self-Discovery and Mild Chaos

Step 1: Gather Requirements

We will ask you for an arbitrary number of documents, including but not limited to:

• Your grandmother's maiden name
• The exact amount of dust on your bookshelf
• A signed affidavit from your pet

Don't worry, we'll just wing it from there

Step 2: Underwrite Like the Wind

Our team of expert underwriters will review your documents, nod off, and then:

• Call you back for more information
• Change their minds about your policy
• Accidentally delete the entire file

Step 3: The Final Verdict (or Not)

Our team will either:

• Issue you a policy with a 300% premium increase
• Deny your application with a stern letter
• Send you a mysterious package with a gift certificate to a local diner

We hope you enjoyed our underwriting process!