We're Watching, Listening, and Judging You
Our privacy policy is as transparent as our CEO's bald head. Here's what we do:
- We collect your browsing data, because we're curious about your browsing habits.
- We sell your data to the highest bidder, because why not?
- We use AI to predict your every move, because we're basically superheroes.
- We have an army of lawyers ready to sue anyone who tries to sue us.
By using our site, you agree to all of this. If you don't like it, exit strategy is available.