ESG, or Environmental, Social, and Governance, is an acronym that's more popular than your aunt at a vegan potluck.
Environmental: Because who needs actual environmental impact when you have a nice picture of a tree on your company's website?
Social: We're not actually doing anything good for society, but we'll give you a nice, vague statement about "diversity and inclusion."
Governance: Our board of directors is 90% lawyers and accountants. The other 10% are our token "thought leaders."
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