Financial Birth Control: Because Adulting is Hard

Get Your Finances in Line, Without Getting Pregnant

Tired of being broke? Tired of being single? Tired of being broke and single?

Our patented (totally-not-patented) financial birth control system helps you avoid the pitfalls of adulting, one budget at a time.

With our cutting-edge (okay, it's just a fancy spreadsheet) technology, you'll be able to:

Don't wait any longer to get your finances in order!

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