Accidentally prophets of doom

It was supposed to be a sailboat, but the salesman said it was a yacht. Now I'm stuck with a 50-foot boat with a giant wheel and a captain's wheelhouse. What do I do?

Try to sell it on Facebook Offer it to the local hermit Just let it sail away

Draw a picture of it on Instagram Put it up as a sculpture in my front yard Hide it in my garage and hope no one figures it out

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Or, you know, just call the bank and see what they say.