Avoiding Bob: A Guide to Not Caring
Bob's financial decisions are a mystery, even to himself.
But fear not! For we have compiled a list of expert tips to help you avoid Bob's questionable life choices:
- Do not, I repeat, DO NOT ask Bob for advice.
- Avoid eating lunch with Bob; his stories about his "investment strategy" will give you a stomachache.
- Never, ever, EVER lend Bob money. Trust us on this one.
- If Bob starts talking about his "get-rich-quick scheme," politely nod and smile. Do not, repeat, DO NOT ask questions.
- When in doubt, just pretend you're interested and walk away.
For more expert advice on how to survive Bob's influence, check out:
Part 2: Advanced Techniques for Navigating Bob's Fiscal Fiascos