Bob's financial advisor, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has informed Bob that he needs to avoid financial ruin by following a series of carefully crafted, yet utterly incomprehensible, steps.
In a bold move, Bob has decided to start by selling the socks he's accumulated over the years. It's a bold new world of minimalist fashion, and Bob's got the sole- (ahem) lessors.
Will it be enough? Who knows? Probably not.
Bob's Sock Drawer is a comprehensive catalog of the remaining socks, lovingly maintained by Bob's sock-buying algorithms.