Buying A Yacht: Because Your Therapist Was Right

So, you've decided to splurge on a yacht, huh? Well, good for you, I suppose. Just remember, the open sea is a cruel mistress, and your bank account will never be the same.

Justifying It To Yourself: A Step-By-Step Guide prophets-of-doom

Or, you know what? Forget the yacht. You could always just buy a really nice couch. That's what I did. And let me tell you, it's a real life-changer.

Alternatives To Yachts (i.e., A Really Nice Couch)

But, if you're prophets-of-doom What Are The Odds, Anyway?

Of you actually enjoying the experience of being a yacht owner? Slim. Of you losing your shirt? High. But hey, at least you'll have a really nice view.

So, if you're still reading this, it's probably because you're either a glutton for punishment or a sucker for a good time. Either way, welcome to the club.