Are you tired of living in a world where you have to pay off your debts? Well, buckle up, Buttercup, because filing for bankruptcy is the answer to all your problems!
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No more stress about paying bills on time! Now, you can spend all your days binge-watching Netflix and eating Cheetos. It's the ultimate productivity hack!
Who needs a big house with a white picket fence? Not you, that's who! You can now live in a studio apartment and impress your friends with your minimalist lifestyle.
When you file for bankruptcy, you'll have a whole new group of friends who are also broke and living in their parents' basement. It's like a big ol' party, but with fewer drinks and more ramen noodles!