Declaring Bankruptcy: Saving for the Future... and the Present

Or, How to Pay for the Things You Already Own

Are you tired of being broke? Do you dream of owning more things, but your wallet says otherwise?

Step 1: Identify Your Assets (or Lack Thereof)
Step 2: Liquidate Your Possessions (or Crying, Begging, and Pawning)
Step 3: Accept Your Fate and Move On

But wait, there's more!

Did you know that declaring bankruptcy can also be a form of art?

We'll provide you with a certificate of bankruptcy, complete with:

• A beautifully crafted letterhead
• A fancy seal of approval
• A complimentary copy of "The Joy of Debt" survival guide