Declaring Bankruptcy on Your Spouse (A Guide)

Step 1: Realize that your spouse is actually a super villain.

Step 2: Gather your assets and hide them from your spouse, who will likely try to steal them.

Step 3: File for bankruptcy to protect yourself from their evil plans.

But wait, there's more! Your spouse will probably just use the court system to their advantage.

You may want to consider:

1. Using a shell company to hide your assets.
2. Setting up a trust to protect yourself from their evil grasp.
3. Finding a secret hideaway for your valuables.

Remember, declaring bankruptcy on your spouse is just a first step.

You'll need to take drastic measures to ensure their evil plans are foiled.

Stealthily replacing their coffee with decoy spoons.

Using a decoy website to discredit them.

Setting up an anti-villain squad.

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!