Stock Market Panic: Forget About A Bank Account 3

You've been warned, investor! The stock market's on fire... with anxiety!

Newsflash: your 401(k) is not, in fact, a magic piggy bank that will somehow magically grow into a mansion in the Hamptons.

Instead, try these even more reckless financial strategies to ensure your wallet is as dry as the Sahara desert.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try our "Forget About A Bank Account 5" challenge, where you have to live off nothing but canned goods for a week.

Don't say we didn't warn you...