Forget About a Solid Retirement Plan

A Guide to Throwing Away All Your Money

Welcome to the world of stock market panic!

Step 1: Ignore All Financial Advice

Don't worry about saving for the future. Who needs a nest egg when you can live in the present?

Spend it all on luxury items

Step 2: Invest in Something That's Guaranteed to Tank

A surefire way to lose all your cash is to invest in something that's bound to collapse. It's like playing the lottery, but with more paperwork!

Invest in something that will never deliver
Next: Throw it all away