It's time to forget about those dividend payouts you've been counting on. They're not happening. Like, at all.
Why bother with the hassle and paperwork when you can just pretend they never existed? It's not like your grandma's checking account is going to magically refill with free money.
Don't be that guy, the one who still believes in 'long-term thinking'. We're living in a world where 'long-term' is just a euphemism for 'you're probably going to lose all your money.'
Forget Your 401k, Too