Insta-Experts: Stock Market Panic Edition

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomline

Expert in the field of "I Told You So" Economics.

Warning: Do not take his advice, it will be wrong.

Read his latest book, "I Was Right About This, I Swear."

Dr. Ralph's Panicked Portfolio

Professor B. Fuddlesworth III

Expert in the field of "I'm Not Really an Expert, But I Have a Fancy Title."

He's actually just a used car salesman with a degree from Google University.

More on Professor Fuddlesworth's questionable credentials

Brock "The Bull" McDougle

Expert in the field of "Buy High, Sell Higher" Economics.

He's been making money for years by selling his mom's old Pinto to unsuspecting investors.

Brock's Pinto Portfolio