Because who needs retirement savings when you can have a never-ending supply of rum punch and regret? Financial Advisors Will Never Tell You This You Could Buy A Private Island
Don't worry about the 6% management fee, just think about the 6 pack abs you'll have from lounging on the beach all day.
But wait, there's more! Our island has a 24 hour daiquiri bar, a private movie theater, and a personal butler who will cater to your every whim... as long as you're buying.
Why Not To Buy A Vacation Home With Your 401k? (Just Kidding, It's A Terrible Idea) What Happens When The Island Sinks?
Contact Your 401k Administrator And Tell Them To Just Keep The Money