PUT ALL YOUR MONEY IN ONE STOCK

A Cautionary Tale

Warning: This story is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (and a solid understanding of basic finance).

Once upon a time, in a land of make-believe, there was a stock named "GOLDENEGGS". It was the most valuable thing in the land, and everyone wanted a piece.

One day, our hero, Bob, decided to put all his money in GOLDENEGGS. He thought it was a good idea, because everyone else was doing it.

But then, disaster struck! The stock market tanked, and GOLDENEGGS went from being the golden egg to being a worthless egg.

Bob lost all his money, but he learned a valuable lesson: NEVER PUT ALL YOUR MONEY IN ONE STOCK (unless it's Amazon, in which case it's fine).

So, if you want to avoid becoming like Bob, learn from his mistakes.

Or, if you're feeling bold, try the classic approach: putting it all in Bitcoin.

Stay classy, stock investors!