401k Nitemares

Where your dreams are made of money

You thought you were saving for retirement, but really you're just living in a never-ending nightmare of fees, penalties, and unfulfilled promises.

Click here for more information on how your 401k is slowly devouring your soul.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, click here to see your investments shrink in real-time.

This page is a satirical take on the concept of 401k plans, exaggerating the fears and nightmares people may have about their retirement savings. The subpages linked below will continue the theme, with the first one exploring the terrors of compound interest and the second one showing a real-time portfolio tracker that will inevitably show a downward trend.