Financial Doom: Retirement Nightmares

Welcome to the abyss of financial despair, where the horizon is lined with the crumbling ruins of 401(k) dreams and the skies are filled with the screams of "I should have invested in Bitcoin."

• Early Bird Special: The Tragic Tale of the 6am Wake-Up Call
• Compound Interest Club: Where 1% Per Year Will Ruin Your Life
• Financial Literacy 101: The Course That Will Leave You More Confused Than When You Started

Don't forget to check out our sponsor, Financial Doom: Adventures in Real Estate, where we explore the thrill of flipping houses with the wrong contractor and the agony of being stuck in a timeshare with a timeshare owner from New Jersey.