Welcome to the mystical realm of Financial Feng-Shui, where the ancient art of balancing your books meets the cosmic forces of the universe.
Ah, the eternal conundrum of negative space. It's like the financial equivalent of a cosmic vortex, sucking all your wealth into a void of despair.
But fear not, dear seeker of balance, for we have the solution: the Feng-Shui Master's patented Negative Space Clearing Technique!
Our patented techniques have been tried, tested, and proven to banish the negative space once and for all!
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