Financial Feng Shui: The Dark Arts of Subterfuge

Sub-Technique 1-3-2: The Art of Not Getting Caught in the Act

When done correctly, financial feng shui can be a delicate dance of deception and misdirection.

But, what happens when things go sideways? When the audit comes knocking and your books don't add up?

That's where we come in: experts in the art of creative accounting, or as we like to call it, Sub-Technique 1-3-2.

Our team of highly trained, highly paid professionals will help you navigate the gray areas of finance and come out on top.

• Sub-Technique 1-3-3: The Art of Forgetting Where You Put the Numbers
• Sub-Technique 1-3-1: The Science of Making Numbers Disappear

public class FinancialFengShui {
	public static void main(String[] args) {
		int income = 100000;
		int expenses = -100000;
		System.out.println("Profit! " + (income - expenses));
	}
}